DO NOT Return your M1A2 Abrams Tank to the Store!
My brothers were trying to fix a Radio Controlled Tank and I stumbled upon this instruction sheet and cracked up.

Wrapping Your Head Around A Trillion!"
The US government is going to buy 1 trillion dollars worth of bad bank debt… the so-called toxic assets… just think about it, one TRILLION dollars! What does that amount of money look like?

Be SEEN!! High visability shirts that really work.
Sure, you might not wear this shirt to work, but why go to a demonstration like a Tea Party wearing a shirt that you can’t read from 5 feet away.

"...it was bath night."
“Obama had people on the ground, they went door-to-door, they gave rides. All done with intimidating Obama T-shirts - they were not allowed to go out on the street without T-Shirts. They made calls, they packed the stadiums - they had T-Shirts…”

Epic FAIL... Socialism 101
An economics professor at Texas Tech said he had never failed a single student before but had, once, failed an entire class. That class had insisted that socialism worked…